Chuck Norris is so fast he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris can tie his shoes. With his feet.
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Solitaire with only 16 cards.
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He pushes the rest of the world down.
notanerd1
I'm the Nerd, I'm awesome, and I will always be better than you. You can't deny my awesome. I could beat you at everything if I tried. I can even beat you at everything with out trying. I'm awesome. And because I'm awesome, I can do anything. Bow before me, pawn. I am you lord, master, king, ruler, and god. You shall listen to none but me, I control you, I'm the best. You are a minion, and nothing better.
rubikscuber
noooo i am your FATHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! now besides the fact that i have chuck norris at my side i rule you naive!!!!! so yeah take that p.s i control the alphabet XO ha ha ha ha ha ha HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
! ALSO I HAVE THE AWESOME FACE SO THAT OVERULES YOU HAN HA HA HA!!! YOU ARE MY PAWN! HEE HEE